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Broccoli broccoli broccoli BROCCOLI BROCCOLI!!!

posted by [Deleted]

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What do watches and elephants have in common?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What do you call a Russian high school student who has to repeat their senior year?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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What is a pirates favorite letter?

posted by ninjajunkie

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What's the simple difference between the left & right?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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What do you say to someone who cant feel the left side of their body?

posted by [Deleted]

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Cement trucks are the best...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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There are two kinds of people in this world...

posted by [Deleted]

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What does a nosy pepper do?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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If you were fired for refusing the vaccine, here are some employers that don't require the jab:

posted by CDanger

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Why do Scotts wear kilts?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

posted by Butler_crosley

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Circumcision doctors don’t get paid all that much..

posted by pembo210

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Everyone Knows Dave

posted by [Deleted]

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Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi?

posted by PhuksMulder

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What's brown and sticky?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The robot asked, "Why did you build me? What is my purpose?"

posted by GuyIDisagreeWith

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I don't like orchestras because there's too much sax and violins.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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If I had Marilyn Munroe's purse would you believe I slept with J.F.K.?

posted by [Deleted]

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What's a pirates favorite style of socks?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Going to Subway is like seeing a prostitute. You pay somebody else to do your wife’s job.

posted by jobes

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A police officer pulls over Heisenberg and says “Do you know how fast you were going?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What's the difference between a feminist and a porcupine?

posted by jobes

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This is one of the most filling foods ever. There's not mush room left after you eat these. (en.wikipedia.org)

posted by KillBill

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Why was Einstien so perplexed when he tried to weigh a photon?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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