Jokes | Phuks!

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Where do suicide bombers go when they die?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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Last year I found a Genie in a bottle.

posted by jobes

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You just can't trust atoms...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The Jews sunk the Titanic

posted by CDanger

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How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

posted by XorSwap

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A man was washing his car with his son. The son asked, "Dad, could you maybe use a sponge instead?"

posted by jobes

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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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How did Riahna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her?

posted by PhuksMulder

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What's a pirate's favorite file format?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Have you heard the joke about Oxygen and Potassium?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

posted by OeeThaGreat

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There are two kinds of people in this world...

posted by [Deleted]

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I think my account is hacked

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What Do You Call A Cow That Twitches A Lot?

posted by OeeThaGreat

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What do you call a pirate fish?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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She had a tattoo of the devil on one knee and a tattoo of fire on the other.

posted by GuyIDisagreeWith

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I was recently asked if everyone in the UK knew the lyrics to Wonderwall

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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What do you call a Russian student who has to repeat their senior years?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Broccoli broccoli broccoli BROCCOLI BROCCOLI!!!

posted by [Deleted]

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Why is pirating so addictive?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Why do pedophiles make terrible vegan chefs?

posted by GasTheKikes

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What did one roll of film say to the other?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What do you call a Russian high school student who has to repeat their senior year?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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