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That is the question (kek.gg)

posted by [Deleted]

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What do they call Yeti cups during manufacturing?

posted by E-werd

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Confucious says: He who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Corey, Chum and Rick took The Old Man to the funeral home. The most they could get was $450.

posted by [Deleted]

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Remember to wear a condom next time you have sex...

posted by jobes

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Never trust a date that can spell gonorrhea right on the first try

posted by jobes

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Australians Don't Have Sex...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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If I had a dollar for every time someone asked me why I wasn't married, I'd be married.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I'm not worried about becoming a victim of identity theft...

posted by jobes

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My wife told me that she was going to leave me over my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was lying...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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You can tell how old an artificial Christmas tree is by counting the rings of tape on the box.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Why don't Ukranians wear boxer shorts?

posted by [Deleted]

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What is the worst Mexican file?

posted by PistolPete

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A man asks God, "Why did you make the woman so beautiful?"

posted by jobes

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Thermometers

posted by dana1007

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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

posted by jobes

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The problem with Yang's Gang is it's like Yang's Wang: tiny and ineffective

posted by CDanger

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I tore my bicep so I went to a professional state run massage facility and they put a finger in my butt.

posted by Justintoxicated

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Two priests are at a Bucking Bronco contest...

posted by jobes

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What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What did the boy roll of film say to the girl roll of film?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A recent study has shown that each cigarette you smoke takes 7 minutes off of your student loan debt.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals.

posted by Polsaker

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A man was washing his car with his son. The son asked, "Dad, could you maybe use a sponge instead?"

posted by jobes

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The Jews sunk the Titanic

posted by CDanger

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