Jokes | Phuks!

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It's funny how, as an adult, I appreciate certain things more than when I was a child... like naps and spankings.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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If a T-Rex had a gun, it would have to be a pistol

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof...

posted by Mattvision

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What‘s a ban on watching TV called in Russia?

posted by jobes

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If you think your job is worthless, always remember that there's some poor fool who puts turns signals on BMWs.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I hate standing in lines.

posted by [Deleted]

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender looks at him and asks "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A three legged, orphaned dog limps into a bar

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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A mime broke into my house last night while I was asleep.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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My Dog Bit Me

posted by Owlchemy

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A man and his wife are getting ready for a party...

posted by jobes

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I'll take sugar OR sweetener.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What did the police officer say to his belly button?

posted by jobes

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A neutrino walks into a bar and says “Don’t mind me, I’m just passing through.”

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I once met a guy who was convinced that there were no words in the English language with more syllables than vowels....

posted by jobes

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What does a sadist do to a masochist?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Communism sounds good on paper...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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Confucious says: He who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A Cowboy told his grandson the secret to long life.

posted by [Deleted]

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I was asked if I would accept $100,000 if it meant that the person I hated the most got $200,000...

posted by jobes

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What do they call Yeti cups during manufacturing?

posted by E-werd

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Australians Don't Have Sex...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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Corey, Chum and Rick took The Old Man to the funeral home. The most they could get was $450.

posted by [Deleted]

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