Jokes | Phuks!

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What do they call a beautiful girl in Northern England?

posted by Boukert

14

Why is every gender equality officer female?

posted by jobes

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The quickest way to woman's heart is trough her ribcage.

posted by SilverBanana

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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.

posted by [Deleted]

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Requesting this sub. It's obviously dead since no one has posted here all year.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Dying and coming back as a redneck is called "reintarnation."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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"Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

posted by E-werd

13

Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A man had three girlfriends...

posted by E-werd

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If you think dogs can't count, put 3 biscuits in your pocket then give him only 2.

posted by jobes

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Can't marry him

posted by TeraMarie

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If I had a nickel for every racist thing I said, some black guy would rob me.

posted by jobes

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Timmy goes fishing

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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I once told a woman that she drew her eyebrows on too high.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What's the difference between hungry and horny?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

13

I made a website for orphans. It doesn't have a homepage.

posted by jobes

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What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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It's funny how, as an adult, I appreciate certain things more than when I was a child... like naps and spankings.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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My Dog Bit Me

posted by Owlchemy

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I don't understand how people call me homophobic. I love my house.

posted by jobes

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Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I hate standing in lines.

posted by [Deleted]

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If you think your job is worthless, always remember that there's some poor fool who puts turns signals on BMWs.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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