Jokes | Phuks!

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An Oxford comma walks into a bar...

posted by unruly

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10

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

9

There are two kinds of people in this world...

posted by unruly

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Whats the difference between a joke and two dicks?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

5

A limbo champion walked into a bar...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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If you drift in a Tesla, would that be an electric slide?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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10

I dropped acid last night...

posted by jobes

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I hate it when people get all intellectual and talk about Mozart...

posted by jobes

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I hear that the government is using COVID as an excuse to put chips in people

posted by ScorpioGlitch

8

The Great UDP Joke (lunduke.com)

posted by E-werd

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8

Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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7

What's brown and sticky?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Hormel produced their first batch of Spam in 1937...

posted by jobes

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun?

posted by jobes

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Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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What is the difference between a dirty transport terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

posted by unruly

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Engine earring.... <sigh> (pics.me.me)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog.

posted by pembo210

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I got my dad a prostitute for his birthday...

posted by jobes

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What do you call new underwear?

posted by jobes

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Where do you find a cat with no legs?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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5

Proper grammar is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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10

You can tell how old an artificial Christmas tree is by counting the rings of tape on the box.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I forgot how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m LIVID.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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10

A man asks God, "Why did you make the woman so beautiful?"

posted by jobes

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