Jokes | Phuks!

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When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club...

posted by jobes

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I don't like orchestras because there's too much sax and violins.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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If you think your job is worthless, always remember that there's some poor fool who puts turns signals on BMWs.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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After a long day watching the kids I'm so tired I could eat a horse

posted by GoatsShadow

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Circumcision doctors don’t get paid all that much..

posted by pembo210

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I'm almost done I just cleaned out my fridge... now I just have to take the dishwasher to the gynecologist

posted by GoatsShadow

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I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.

posted by IsThisUsernameTaken

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Someone help me start this knock knock joke...

posted by BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS

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I recently got a Delorian but I only drive it from time to time.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals.

posted by Polsaker

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You just can't trust atoms...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Remember to wear a condom next time you have sex...

posted by jobes

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Everyone Knows Dave

posted by GoatsShadow

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An atheist and a Jew sat on a bench overlooking the Grand Canyon

posted by BUTTHOLE_EMPRESS

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The invention of the shovel was ground breaking.

posted by OeeThaGreat

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What do you call a male ladybug?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Have you heard of the movie Constipation?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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Who was the sluttiest video game character in history?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Why do women hate the GPS but men like it?

posted by GuyIDisagreeWith

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Australians Don't Have Sex...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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Why is every gender equality officer female?

posted by jobes

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I was recently asked if everyone in the UK knew the lyrics to Wonderwall

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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13...13...13...13..

posted by GoatsShadow

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What does a sadist do to a masochist?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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