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Who was the sluttiest video game character in history?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Why do women hate the GPS but men like it?

posted by GuyIDisagreeWith

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Australians Don't Have Sex...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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Why is every gender equality officer female?

posted by jobes

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I was recently asked if everyone in the UK knew the lyrics to Wonderwall

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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13...13...13...13..

posted by GoatsShadow

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What does a sadist do to a masochist?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Did you hear about the midget psychic who robbed a bank and was never found?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Requesting this sub. It's obviously dead since no one has posted here all year.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I forgot how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I'm LIVID.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Young Buffalo Calf

posted by dana1007

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In Quasimodo's Old Age

posted by dana1007

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What does a meth-head want for Christmas?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Communism sounds good on paper...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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What did the boy roll of film say to the girl roll of film?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A heart-warming tale just in time for Christmas

posted by Professor_de_la_Paz

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Be Careful About What You're Shopping For

posted by jobes

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1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,31,33,35...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Confucious says: He who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Homophobia in Hollywood

posted by CDanger

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Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A neutrino walks into a bar and says "Don't mind me. I'm just passing through."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The Jews sunk the Titanic

posted by CDanger

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Last year I found a Genie in a bottle.

posted by jobes

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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender looks at him and asks "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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