Jokes | Phuks!

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Cement trucks are the best...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give a woman a fish and you're "that weird fish guy."

posted by jobes

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6

Build a man a fire and he's warm for the evening. Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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8

My waitress asked me for a double entendre so I gave it to her.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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6

How does a train eat?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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7

Why is Snoop Dogg a good sculptor?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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16

What was so wrong with the USA that they had to go and make USB?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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9

What's a pirate's favorite file format?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?

posted by Boukert

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5

How many birds can you fit under a kilt?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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15

What do they call a beautiful girl in Northern England?

posted by Boukert

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3

What do Jewish Pirates say?

posted by PMYA

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12

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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10

Thermometers

posted by dana1007

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9

Have you heard the joke about Oxygen and Potassium?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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8

What's a pirates favorite style of socks?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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7

What kind of music do bunnies like best?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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7

Two atoms are walking down the street and one turns to the other and says...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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16

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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4

Gay Roommate

posted by dana1007

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14

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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4

Life in Alabama

posted by dana1007

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle (ourbestbites.com)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A neutrino walks into a bar and says “Don’t mind me, I’m just passing through.”

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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