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The Great UDP Joke (lunduke.com)

posted by E-werd

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Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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What's brown and sticky?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Hormel produced their first batch of Spam in 1937...

posted by jobes

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What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun?

posted by jobes

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Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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You've all seen the nurse on the news who is crying in her car, exhausted, after a long shift dealing with the pandemic...

posted by madazzahatter

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What is the difference between a dirty transport terminal and a lobster with breast implants?

posted by unruly

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I went to the bathroom at a restaurant today and was extra careful...

posted by madazzahatter

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The richest 10% own 50% of all the wealth...

posted by madazzahatter

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A deadly virus spreading from the Middle East into Europe…

posted by madazzahatter

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BREAKING NEWS - "All Olympic athletes test positive for Coronavirus"

posted by madazzahatter

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Flash forward to 2025 when the corona virus pandemic is finally over. A child asks, ”How did mommy die, daddy?”

posted by madazzahatter

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I read that, " A Hindu group hosted a cow urine drinking party on Saturday as they believe it wards off the coronavirus, as many Hindus consider the cow sacred and some drink cow urine believing it has medicinal properties."

posted by madazzahatter

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Engine earring.... <sigh> (pics.me.me)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Former teen actor Corey Feldman’s new documentary, "My Truth: The Rape of 2 Coreys" accuses Charlie Sheen of raping Corey Haim during the making of the 1986 movie Lucas.

posted by madazzahatter

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I got my dad a prostitute for his birthday...

posted by jobes

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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog.

posted by pembo210

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Wouldn't it be wonderful if the antidote for Coronavirus...

posted by madazzahatter

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I'll never understand girls and their obsession with hair, but it brought tears to my eyes hearing my daughter has FINALLY found her calling in life! She wants to be a beautician, imagine that?!

posted by madazzahatter

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What do you call new underwear?

posted by jobes

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Where do you find a cat with no legs?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Proper grammar is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I went to the library to borrow a book on English grammar but...

posted by madazzahatter

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Amish murderers...

posted by madazzahatter

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