Jokes | Phuks!

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Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?

posted by Dii_Casses

6

People think I'm upset about having a small penis, but the joke is on them

posted by jobes

8

$2.5k OBO (useruploads.phuks.net)

posted by Dii_Casses

12

What did the police officer say to his belly button?

posted by jobes

8

One month ago Russia had the second most powerful army in the world

posted by CDanger

5

So, Putin goes to a psychic...

posted by LittleAnnelise

5

Trudeau has called the Canadian truckers racists and Nazis

posted by CDanger

9

Nickelback is joining the Spotify boycots

posted by CDanger

8

Ukranians complaining about a Russian invasion are a bunch of whiners

posted by CDanger

8

Two prison inmates are eating lunch in the mess hall

posted by Mattvision

8

I'm doing yoga training to prepare for the apocalypse

posted by CDanger

4

Not understanding metaphor is a real handicap

posted by CDanger

9

If you were fired for refusing the vaccine, here are some employers that don't require the jab:

posted by CDanger

12

I'll take sugar OR sweetener.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

What do watches and elephants have in common?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

8

What do you call a three pronged fork?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

4

What is the main character from the matrix's last name?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

7

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU

posted by leaderofnopack

4

Yo mamma so stupid she failed her IQ test.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

6

I'm not going bald...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

6

MacGregor the builder

posted by jobes

11

Never trust a date that can spell gonorrhea right on the first try

posted by jobes

7

I was talking to my North Korean friend...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

7

I bought my grandpa a new stair lift

posted by OeeThaGreat

11

I'm not worried about becoming a victim of identity theft...

posted by jobes

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