Jokes | Phuks!

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How does Moses make his tea?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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What would they name the dragon ball Z remake where the main characters are all now 60 years old?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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I bet the guy who invented those Russian stacking dolls was really full of himself.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I don't like orchestras because there's too much sax and violins.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The Great UDP Joke (lunduke.com)

posted by E-werd

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Circumcision doctors don’t get paid all that much..

posted by pembo210

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Ukranians complaining about a Russian invasion are a bunch of whiners

posted by CDanger

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Google must be a woman. It never lets you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

posted by InnocentBystander

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Someone help me start this knock knock joke...

posted by [Deleted]

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What's a pirates favorite flavor of Icecream?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Everyone Knows Dave

posted by [Deleted]

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Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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I hate it when people get all intellectual and talk about Mozart...

posted by jobes

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Does anyone know if its possible to take a skin graft from your buttocks and put it on somebody who isn't family?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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In Quasimodo's Old Age

posted by dana1007

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I like my women like my golf scores, in their 80s with a slight handicap

posted by jobes

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I got so drunk the other night I blew chunks.

posted by F6F_Hellcat

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I got my dad a prostitute for his birthday...

posted by jobes

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A heart-warming tale just in time for Christmas

posted by [Deleted]

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“Mommy, could you please make me a sandwich?”

posted by jobes

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Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand

posted by CDanger

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Be Careful About What You're Shopping For

posted by jobes

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My waitress asked me for a double entendre so I gave it to her.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Every time but mostly going into third. (i.imgflip.com)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Why was Einstein so perplexed when he tried to weigh a photon?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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