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I'm doing yoga training to prepare for the apocalypse

posted by CDanger

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Two prison inmates are eating lunch in the mess hall

posted by Mattvision

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One month ago Russia had the second most powerful army in the world

posted by CDanger

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$2.5k OBO (useruploads.phuks.net)

posted by Dii_Casses

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An international school teacher asks a question: "What's your own opinion on food scarcity in other countries?"

posted by BoomerRemover

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Did you know that if you get really close to a lighter flame it smells like burnt nose hair?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I was talking to my North Korean friend...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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I bought my grandpa a new stair lift

posted by OeeThaGreat

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What do you call a pedophile on the internet?

posted by PMYA

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How to offend everyone with one sentence: "I don't like Trump. He's not conservative enough."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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If you drift in a Tesla, would that be an electric slide?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What would you call a Jewish He-Man themed beer?

posted by Mattvision

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I forgot how to write 51, 6, and 500 in Roman numerals. I’m LIVID.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What is a pirate’s favorite note?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A neutrino walks into a bar and says "Don't mind me. I'm just passing through."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The grocery store has apologized for switching the labels on some salads, which caused vegans to accidentally eat chicken...

posted by jobes

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Homophobia in Hollywood

posted by CDanger

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When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club...

posted by jobes

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Did you hear about the midget psychic who robbed a bank and was never found?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Who was the sluttiest video game character in history?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The invention of the shovel was ground breaking.

posted by OeeThaGreat

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Friends are like trees. They fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

posted by jobes

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What's brown and sticky?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Why is Snoop Dogg a good sculptor?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Computer Humor

posted by CountHonorius

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