Jokes | Phuks!

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What kind of music do bunnies like best?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Two atoms are walking down the street and one turns to the other and says...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What antivirus do pirates use?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Where does a pirate like to sit and relax?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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C.I.A. just declassified some soviet era jokes the kept on file

posted by soylentglitter

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What's a pirate's favorite antivirus?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What's black, crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?

posted by PMYA

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How do billboards talk?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU

posted by leaderofnopack

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A man meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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What's more open ended?

posted by [Deleted]

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The guy sitting next to me on the flight pulled out a photo of his wife...

posted by jobes

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People think I'm upset about having a small penis, but the joke is on them

posted by jobes

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Patty Whack (long)

posted by CountHonorius

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Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?

posted by Boukert

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Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The brass cat

posted by jobes

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Bagels

posted by CountHonorius

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I have an uncle that lives across the street...

posted by jobes

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Ghosts

posted by CountHonorius

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Where do you find a cat with no legs?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Did you hear the joke about Oxygen and Potassium?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Two hunters are out in the woods when...

posted by CountHonorius

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I'm not going bald...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I walked into my parents having sex when I was a kid,

posted by Boukert

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