A man goes into an antiques shop, picks up a brass cat and and asks the shopkeeper how much he wants for it? Shopkeeper replies "£50 for the cat and £50 for it's story". The guy decides to take the cat but not the story. On leaving the man notices a lot of cats following him. By the time he gets to a nearby river there's thousands following, so he throws the brass cat in the river and all the cats jump in and drown. The man goes back to the shop and the shopkeeper says "I knew you'd be back for the story" The man says "Fuck the story, have you got a brass paki?"
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