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What do watches and elephants have in common?

posted by ScorpioGlitch on Jokes

They both come in quartz.

(Yeah, just say it out loud a few times, it'll make sense.)

They both come in quartz. (Yeah, just say it out loud a few times, it'll make sense.)

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[–] [Deleted] 2 points (+2|-0)

You're right. They do come in quartz. Amazon has plenty.

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

@jobes, please educate Annelise.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Why do I always have to give the birbs and the bees talk?

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Because you're so elegant about it

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[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

LOLS, silly rabbit

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+1|-0)

there was no way I would've understood this if no googoo

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 0 points (+0|-0)

But you now have a joke that requires a dirty mind.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

oh cummies

[–] ScorpioGlitch [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Yes, jobes. That.