They both come in quartz.
(Yeah, just say it out loud a few times, it'll make sense.)
[Because you're so elegant about it](https://phuks.co/s/Jokes/83942/what-do-watches-and-elephants-have-in-common/49af42ea-6e13-4163-b55e-1730c397754d#comment-49af42ea-6e13-4163-b55e-1730c397754d)
Why do I always have to give the birbs and the bees talk?