Jokes | Phuks!

7

A man meets a pirate in a bar. The pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

7

Where does a pirate like to sit and relax?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

8

What's a pirates favorite flavor of Icecream?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

4

Why are they called "Pirates?"

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

What is a pirates favorite letter?

posted by ninjajunkie

7

What's black, crispy and sits at the top of the stairs?

posted by PMYA

12

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his belt...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

4

There's only one real joke (kek.gg)

posted by sidewalker_Principle

16

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

7

How to offend everyone with one sentence: "I don't like Trump. He's not conservative enough."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

23

Peppa Pig jigsaw puzzle (ourbestbites.com)

posted by ScorpioGlitch

10

Why don't Ukranians wear boxer shorts?

posted by [Deleted]

28

Why does the Norwegian Navy place barcodes on all of their vessals?

posted by [Deleted]

9

What Do You Call A Cow That Twitches A Lot?

posted by OeeThaGreat

6

The brass cat

posted by jobes

8

Going to Subway is like seeing a prostitute. You pay somebody else to do your wife’s job.

posted by jobes

8

What's the difference between a feminist and a porcupine?

posted by jobes

14

The quickest way to woman's heart is trough her ribcage.

posted by SilverBanana

7

What would you call a Jewish He-Man themed beer?

posted by Mattvision

11

What do they call Yeti cups during manufacturing?

posted by E-werd

8

I like my women like my golf scores, in their 80s with a slight handicap

posted by jobes

9

What's the simple difference between the left & right?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

16

I don’t like the Asians, they bombed Pearl Harbor...

posted by jobes

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Phuks

posted by PhukPhuks

7

What do you call a pedophile on the internet?

posted by PMYA

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