Jokes | Phuks!

7

Why is Snoop Dogg a good sculptor?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

16

What was so wrong with the USA that they had to go and make USB?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

3

What do Jewish Pirates say?

posted by PMYA

6

Why couldn’t the pirate crew play cards?

posted by Boukert

5

How many birds can you fit under a kilt?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

What's a pirate's favorite file format?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

4

Gay Roommate

posted by dana1007

12

Whoever invented the knock-knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

Have you heard the joke about Oxygen and Potassium?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

10

Thermometers

posted by dana1007

4

Life in Alabama

posted by dana1007

7

What kind of music do bunnies like best?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

7

Two atoms are walking down the street and one turns to the other and says...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

8

What's a pirates favorite style of socks?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

15

What do they call a beautiful girl in Northern England?

posted by Boukert

6

EGGS

posted by dana1007

8

A police officer pulls over Heisenberg and says “Do you know how fast you were going?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

11

A neutrino walks into a bar and says “Don’t mind me, I’m just passing through.”

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

What do you call a Russian student who has to repeat their senior years?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

8

Why was Einstien so perplexed when he tried to weigh a photon?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

7

What antivirus do pirates use?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

How much did the pirate pay for his peg and hook?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

9

Why is pirating so addictive?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

6

If Palestine were spelled Palestein, Israel would probably leave them alone.

posted by jobes

14

Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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