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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
posted by ohphukimintrouble
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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people
posted by ohphukimintrouble
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If a T-Rex had a gun, it would have to be a pistol
posted by PhunkyPlatypus
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What do you say to someone who cant feel the left side of their body?
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Google must be a woman. It never lets you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
posted by InnocentBystander
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It's funny how, as an adult, I appreciate certain things more than when I was a child... like naps and spankings.
posted by ScorpioGlitch
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I don't understand how people call me homophobic. I love my house.
posted by jobes
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That is the question (kek.gg)
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Eskimo chicks are the best lay. They really get Inuit.
posted by InnocentBystander
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What's brown and sticky?
posted by ScorpioGlitch
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The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild,
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told my Dad I was going to watch The Passion of The Christ
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strengths
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Corey, Chum and Rick took The Old Man to the funeral home. The most they could get was $450.
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A Blonde walks into a bank in New York City
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A freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.
posted by ScorpioGlitch
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How do billboards talk?
posted by ScorpioGlitch
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A man and his wife are getting ready for a party...
posted by jobes
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If you think dogs can't count, put 3 biscuits in your pocket then give him only 2.
posted by jobes
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“Mommy, could you please make me a sandwich?”
posted by jobes
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Cement trucks are the best...
posted by ScorpioGlitch
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Build a man a fire and he's warm for the evening. Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
posted by ScorpioGlitch
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Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give a woman a fish and you're "that weird fish guy."
posted by jobes
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My waitress asked me for a double entendre so I gave it to her.
posted by ScorpioGlitch
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How does a train eat?
posted by ScorpioGlitch
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