Jokes | Phuks!

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I walked into my parents having sex when I was a kid,

posted by Boukert

8

If I had Marilyn Munroe's purse would you believe I slept with J.F.K.?

posted by [Deleted]

12

I hate standing in lines.

posted by [Deleted]

6

Did you hear the joke about Oxygen and Potassium?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

9

What do you call a Russian high school student who has to repeat their senior year?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

8

Why was Einstein so perplexed when he tried to weigh a photon?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

10

What is the worst Mexican file?

posted by PistolPete

5

Why did the blind man fall into the well?

posted by PistolPete

9

Why do pedophiles make terrible vegan chefs?

posted by GasTheKikes

7

C.I.A. just declassified some soviet era jokes the kept on file

posted by soylentglitter

10

How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

posted by XorSwap