Jokes | Phuks!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic who sold his soul to Santa?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers but the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back

posted by jobes

9

I think my account is hacked

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Interview

posted by [Deleted]

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I'm gonna open a bar that only serves corn liquor

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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What do you call a pirate fish?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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What's a pirate's favorite antivirus?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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My wife told me that she was going to leave me over my obsession with The Monkees. I thought she was lying...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and mean your mother.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A study recently found that 3.14% of all sailors are actually pi-rates

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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If someone asks you to spell "Part A" backwards, don't do it. It's a trap.

posted by jobes

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I like sugar or sweetener. I'm ambidextrose.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

7

What's more open ended?

posted by [Deleted]

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How do you get a nun to have sex?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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The grocery store has apologized for switching the labels on some salads, which caused vegans to accidentally eat chicken...

posted by jobes

12

My Dog Bit Me

posted by Owlchemy

10

Two priests are at a Bucking Bronco contest...

posted by jobes

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This is one of the most filling foods ever. There's not mush room left after you eat these. (en.wikipedia.org)

posted by KillBill

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"He who lives by the sword..."

posted by jobes

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Practicing for olympics (www.youtube.com)

posted by roshancybercafe101

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How does Moses make his tea?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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What would they name the dragon ball Z remake where the main characters are all now 60 years old?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Clinton Global Initiative University of Chicago is no longer accepting applications (www.clintonfoundation.org)

posted by [Deleted]

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Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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