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Confucious says: He who goes through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Homophobia in Hollywood
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A neutrino walks into a bar and says "Don't mind me. I'm just passing through."
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Einstein, Newton and Pascal decide to play hide and seek
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The Jews sunk the Titanic
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Last year I found a Genie in a bottle.
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jobes
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Every time but mostly going into third.
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender looks at him and asks "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
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What is a pirate’s favorite note?
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What do you call a computer that sings?
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Why is the prisoners favorite punctuation mark the period?
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Did you know that if you get really close to a lighter flame it smells like burnt nose hair?
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ScorpioGlitch
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Why do Scotts wear kilts?
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ScorpioGlitch
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
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Butler_crosley
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Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”
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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
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ScorpioGlitch
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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ScorpioGlitch
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I tried to learn how to drive a stick but couldn't find the manual.
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ScorpioGlitch
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How did Riahna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her?
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PhuksMulder
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I walked into a store and I pointed a stick to the roof...
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Mattvision
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How to Be Funny (with Sample Jokes)
(www.wikihow.com)
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
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OeeThaGreat
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Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi?
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PhuksMulder
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What's brown and sticky?
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ScorpioGlitch
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What's the difference between hungry and horny?
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ScorpioGlitch
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