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Union soldier sends home a lovely memento of the time he was nearly shot in the head.

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The ‘laughable’ sight of a Union Army sewing circle!

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While trying to return from the Third Crusade, Richard the Lionheart went on a hilarious adventure, complete with silly shenanigans!

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Aristides chooses to contribute to his own ostracism from Athens rather than take advantage of a blind man!

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OH NO YOU DIDN’T.

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A group of Southern gawkers learn the hard way that battles are dangerous affairs!

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Churchill and Stalin share a hearty guffaw.

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The myriad, fabulous uses for mummified human remains.

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During the Battle of Fort Sumter, two men of the garrison just couldn’t resist firing a big cannon they weren’t supposed to fire.

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The British are late to the liberation of Eindhoven, immediately make tea on arrival.

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The British government recruits a young officer to work in Northern Rhodesia… but nobody seems to know where it is!

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Napoleon just could not sit still!

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FDR, what the hell?

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Confederate soldiers take over 300 Union prisoners by sneaking up behind their lines and pretending to relieve their shifts!

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A peace agreement between two nations is ruined by a spontaneous wrestling match.

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Napoleon was a Three Minute Finish...

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That is an entirely new level of awkward.

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On the first day of the bombardment of Fort Sumter, Confederate cannons both started a fire in the fort and then immediately extinguished it!

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Congressman visits the trenches in World War I, quickly attracts German gunfire for fun and pisses off a sergeant.

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“Excellent work, Corporal. We laid some wood over the bridge pilings, by the way, so you didn’t need to get naked and all that. Nice dive, though.”

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Frank Zappa Argues With A Table

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A Spanish governor gets into an argument with his subordinates about whether or not to retreat in the face of Captain Morgan and his wonderful pirates, later pats himself on the back for defeating the defeatists in his own camp. Or not.

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In WWII they tried to use potato beetles as bioweapons but failed beause kids were used to collect them (www.sussex.ac.uk)

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Union soldier is super annoyed when his head is smacked by a reduced-speed bullet, tries to get revenge with a decidedly high-speed bullet.

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The future Mrs. Eisenhower was a spectacular dancer. Too spectacular, in fact.

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