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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Roadblock? What roadblock? [WWII]

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American Civil War + St. Patrick’s Day + Irish Brigade = OH GOD MAKE IT STOP THESE IRISHMEN ARE FANATICS.

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Retreating is for cowards!

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When Napoleon’s brothers begged him not to sell Louisiana to the United States, he responded by splashing them with bath water.

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John Adams has a playful fight with his wife about women’s rights in the new republic!

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The wheel never stops turning, Cardinal!

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A battlefield practical joke gets all too real! [WWII]

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Greek soldiers struggle to kill a Persian general while he’s lying on the ground, helpless, because he’s just wearing SO MUCH armor.

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Manlius Lives Up To His Name

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Some pirates find two bodies on the beach, one of which had a beard… made of gold?

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Overreaction much?

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Plato believed that animals could be prosecuted for murder!

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George Washington issues official orders to his army to stop firing their guns in the air, peeing everywhere, and streaking around public bridges!

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The Bemba tribe of Central Africa once marched off to conquer the entire continent, failed to do so, settled down by a lake, where most of them were killed or run off in a failed crocodile holocaust. TA DA.

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George Washington takes a crash course in commanding an army… right before commanding an army!

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It’s ok, Argaeus, you tried.

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Lucius Albinus Would Do ANything for a Vestal Virgin

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Nice people, those Plataeans.

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The Catholic Church has a long, proud history of… excommunicating animals?

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Another super bizarre case of ancient Macedonian court intrigue.

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SITUATION NORMAL. DO NOT PANIC.

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Captain Morgan’s pirates are too drunk to get fabulously wealthy!

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Alexander I of Macedon hedges his bets appropriately, quadruples his territory and gets a statue.

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Oh God, why.

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Wounded American paratrooper becomes the butt of a joke!

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