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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Early 19th century Egyptologist explores an ancient tomb, accidentally breaks all the mummies when he tries to sit down.

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It’s the perfect plan! No one will suspect a thing!

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You tend to get a bit jumpy when you’re plotting to overthrow a government, it seems.

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Argentina once granted the sum of the public power to a person (en.wikipedia.org)

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American Brigadier General warns Washington that Texas is about to secede, wants advice, gets ignored, turns over the entire military district to Texas, becomes one of the top Confederate Generals. TA DA.

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Roman tribune brings a horse to an elephant fight – and wins!

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1976 Presidential candidate gets absolutely REKT.

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Good point, Winston.

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Marcellus isn’t MAD, he’s DISAPPOINTED.

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The curious case of a Shakespearean ad-lib.

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Napoleon was too popular!

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Captain Morgan calls all the nearby ex-pirates to rejoin him in attacking the Spanish Main. One industrious crew steals an extra ship on the way there.

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France Cleveland sticks up for the rabble.

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Surprise! We’ve been at war for a year!

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When the Syracusans accuse Marcellus, their Roman conqueror, of legal wrongs, he reacts by preparing to defend himself legally, instead of acting like a tyrant, and this FREAKS THEM OUT.

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A French general vows to run Napoleon’s nose in his retreat from Egypt, dies before he gets the chance.

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Henry VIII’s beard reflected the success, or lack thereof, of negotiations with the French!

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Ah, Maoist China. Always one step forward, two steps back!

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Archimedes really, REALLY liked science.

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Captain Ben L. Salomon the Heroic Dentist

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The self-touted “Anti-Captain Morgan,” Manuel Rivero Pardal, exaggerated his successes to an outrageous degree.

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Ferdinand II of Aragon sets the record straight!

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During the retreat back to Cairo, Napoleon’s army is slowly dying of thirst, has no idea they’re basically walking on water the entire way there.

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FDR asks the Chinese First Lady for advice, won't make that mistake again!

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Stalin’s experience with some very German Germans.

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