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ANNOUNCEMENT: I now have a Patreon page!

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Good Guy Napoleon gives up his horse for transportation of the wounded.

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Sir John Harington’s naughty joke.

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The Red Baron’s Flying Circus shoots down an observation balloon, the pilot flies by the parachuting officers and waves cheerfully.

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King James published an anti-smoking campaign… in the 17th century!

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Waterspouts and Witches.

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British defender during the siege of Acre fights Napoleon with the mighty power of libel.

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Archimedes talks a BIG game… and delivers!

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Henry II knew how to dinner party!

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NO LAUGHING.

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American paratroopers enjoy beef that’s so good, you could stick a magnet to it! …Wait, what?

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No, no, no! I didn’t mean LITERALLY kill that priest! I was speaking figuratively!

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10/10. Would get sucked out of plane again.

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Eleanor of Aquitaine saves an obscure young knight, a decision which would pay off MASSIVELY down the road.

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Roman war hero keeps switching sides based on who praises him more.

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A Chinese schoolgirl in the early 1990s suffers a serious accident that has her school recommending she drop out, but they didn’t count on Super Mom.

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It is, indeed, possible for people to insult each other with cannons.

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Queen Anna plays arts-and-crafts with English state treasure.

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RESPECT.

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Napoleon offered battlefield incentives during the Battle of Acre!

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The enlistment obligations of two of the garrisoned soldiers at Fort Sumter ran out during the crisis, but they opted to stay without compensation, to see the thing finished.

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YOU HAD ONE JOB.

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In preparing against potential attacks on Fort Sumter, the garrison had assembled some traps that were so unusual, local South Carolinians would sail past and gawk at them!

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Marcellus covered that up pretty well!

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Henry II of England may or may not have been a direct descendent of Satan. I guess we’ll never know for sure!

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The Red Baron gets so excited about his first aerial kill that he nearly crashes!

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