My neighbour is such an Asshole.

posted by PhunkyPlatypus on soapdoxbanhammer

He's been telling and screaming for the last 10 minutes about some crazy guy in his front lawn who's masturbating with a block of cheese.

I'm starting to get really pissed off because he's making it really difficult for me to keep my erection.

He's been telling and screaming for the last 10 minutes about some crazy guy in his front lawn who's masturbating with a block of cheese. I'm starting to get really pissed off because he's making it really difficult for me to keep my erection.

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[–] Violentlight 4 points (+4|-0)

Whats the cheese for?

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

It's to stick my wiener in.

[–] E-werd 4 points (+4|-0)

It works well because it expands a little with the heat. It simulates an asshole starting to accept your presence and gives you just a touch of lubrication.

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 4 points (+4|-0)

It's quite exquisite.

The only problem is that I can't keep the French away from my crotch for a full three days afterwards.

[–] Boukert LovesCock 3 points (+3|-0)

Your weiner?

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Now that's "dangerous".

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Were you jerking off to the guy with the block of cheese? Do you have tinnitus and the yelling triggered that and caused your penis to deflate?

[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

Nah, I was utilizing the cheese to jerk off. His lawn just seemed like the most appropriate place to do it.

You see, there was two rocks that sort of looked like boobs....

[–] jobes Sexiest human on Phuks 1 points (+1|-0)

Ahhh, I gotcha. Glad you figured out how to use cave tools like cheese.

My neighbour is such an Asshole.

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