He's been telling and screaming for the last 10 minutes about some crazy guy in his front lawn who's masturbating with a block of cheese.
I'm starting to get really pissed off because he's making it really difficult for me to keep my erection.
It works well because it expands a little with the heat. It simulates an asshole starting to accept your presence and gives you just a touch of lubrication.
It works well because it expands a little with the heat. It simulates an asshole starting to accept your presence and gives you just a touch of lubrication.
It's quite exquisite.
The only problem is that I can't keep the French away from my crotch for a full three days afterwards.
It's quite exquisite.
The only problem is that I can't keep the French away from my crotch for a full three days afterwards.
It's to stick my wiener in.