He's been telling and screaming for the last 10 minutes about some crazy guy in his front lawn who's masturbating with a block of cheese.
I'm starting to get really pissed off because he's making it really difficult for me to keep my erection.
Nah, I was utilizing the cheese to jerk off. His lawn just seemed like the most appropriate place to do it.
You see, there was two rocks that sort of looked like boobs....
Nah, I was utilizing the cheese to jerk off. His lawn just seemed like the most appropriate place to do it.
You see, there was two rocks that sort of looked like boobs....
Were you jerking off to the guy with the block of cheese? Do you have tinnitus and the yelling triggered that and caused your penis to deflate?