He's been telling and screaming for the last 10 minutes about some crazy guy in his front lawn who's masturbating with a block of cheese.
I'm starting to get really pissed off because he's making it really difficult for me to keep my erection.
[Your weiner?](http://9502-presscdn-0-95.pagely.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/weiner_41.jpg)
It's to stick my wiener in.