Had a couple more beers than normal last night. I dont quite remember going to bed. But I didn't think I was blacked out at the time.
Anyways this morning I discovered I had gotten up during the night to piss.
Unfortunately it was not in the toilet.
Fortunately it was in the dirty clothes hamper.
Now my gf thinks I'm a great guy for choosing to do laundry unprovoked.
I'm such a great guy I even declined her assistance with it.
Now I am waiting for the shame to wash away.
At least he was considerate enough to put the lid back down.
I had a roommate in college who thought his bed was the bathroom. Luckily he pissed in his bed and it was so much piss that it soaked all of his belongings under his bed and we got to make fun of him for that for years.
I had a roommate in college who thought my closet was the bathroom. Luckily I got him turned away from said closet before he puked in it.
I too had s room mate who tried to piss in my closet. Unfortunately I was not quick enough waking up to stop him.
I was wide awake and sitting at my desk right next to the closet. It was part of his fraternity initiation that night and he had been drinking warmed up Fighting Cock bourbon.
I had a roommate in college who thought my couch was the bathroom. Unfortunately I did not get him turned away from said couch before he peed on it.
Unfortunately she knows you Phuks alt.
Don't feel to bad about it. One time I was so wasted, I had a dream that I got up and pissed in the toilet. Turns out I just pissed the bed.
Not since that tragic dueling accident.
I had a flatmate who liked a drink. One night I was woken up by him coming into my bedroom and walking to the stand with my turntable on it. He carefully lifted the lid, pissed on my turntable, put the lid back down and went back to bed.