Had a couple more beers than normal last night. I dont quite remember going to bed. But I didn't think I was blacked out at the time.
Anyways this morning I discovered I had gotten up during the night to piss.
Unfortunately it was not in the toilet.
Fortunately it was in the dirty clothes hamper.
Now my gf thinks I'm a great guy for choosing to do laundry unprovoked.
I'm such a great guy I even declined her assistance with it.
Now I am waiting for the shame to wash away.
I had a flatmate who liked a drink. One night I was woken up by him coming into my bedroom and walking to the stand with my turntable on it. He carefully lifted the lid, pissed on my turntable, put the lid back down and went back to bed.