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Had a couple more beers than normal last night. I dont quite remember going to bed. But I didn't think I was blacked out at the time.

Anyways this morning I discovered I had gotten up during the night to piss.

Unfortunately it was not in the toilet.

Fortunately it was in the dirty clothes hamper.

Now my gf thinks I'm a great guy for choosing to do laundry unprovoked.

I'm such a great guy I even declined her assistance with it.

Now I am waiting for the shame to wash away.
Had a couple more beers than normal last night. I dont quite remember going to bed. But I didn't think I was blacked out at the time. Anyways this morning I discovered I had gotten up during the night to piss. Unfortunately it was not in the toilet. Fortunately it was in the dirty clothes hamper. Now my gf thinks I'm a great guy for choosing to do laundry unprovoked. I'm such a great guy I even declined her assistance with it. Now I am waiting for the shame to wash away.

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[–] Butler_crosley 3 points (+3|-0)

I had a roommate in college who thought my closet was the bathroom. Luckily I got him turned away from said closet before he puked in it.
[–] PhunkyPlatypus [OP] 1 points (+1|-0)

I too had s room mate who tried to piss in my closet. Unfortunately I was not quick enough waking up to stop him.
[–] Butler_crosley 0 points (+0|-0)

I was wide awake and sitting at my desk right next to the closet. It was part of his fraternity initiation that night and he had been drinking warmed up Fighting Cock bourbon.
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