Had a couple more beers than normal last night. I dont quite remember going to bed. But I didn't think I was blacked out at the time.
Anyways this morning I discovered I had gotten up during the night to piss.
Unfortunately it was not in the toilet.
Fortunately it was in the dirty clothes hamper.
Now my gf thinks I'm a great guy for choosing to do laundry unprovoked.
I'm such a great guy I even declined her assistance with it.
Now I am waiting for the shame to wash away.
Are you still uncircumcized?