Had a couple more beers than normal last night. I dont quite remember going to bed. But I didn't think I was blacked out at the time.
Anyways this morning I discovered I had gotten up during the night to piss.
Unfortunately it was not in the toilet.
Fortunately it was in the dirty clothes hamper.
Now my gf thinks I'm a great guy for choosing to do laundry unprovoked.
I'm such a great guy I even declined her assistance with it.
Now I am waiting for the shame to wash away.
I had a roommate in college who thought his bed was the bathroom. Luckily he pissed in his bed and it was so much piss that it soaked all of his belongings under his bed and we got to make fun of him for that for years.