You're suffering from the opening stages of an existential crisis.
- Don't Panic!
- Stay Calm!
- Sit quietly with your heads between your knees until that lightheaded feeling is gone.
- Take a deep breath, hold, then release it.
- Now smoke six fat joints.
- Have some shrimp cocktails.
- Relax on the couch the rest of the morning.
You're suffering from the opening stages of an existential crisis.
1. Don't Panic!
1. Stay Calm!
1. Sit quietly with your heads between your knees until that lightheaded feeling is gone.
1. Take a deep breath, hold, then release it.
1. Now smoke six fat joints.
1. Have some shrimp cocktails.
1. Relax on the couch the rest of the morning.
@Scorpio_Glitch says, smoke, then hold your breath.
I hope I haven't sent you off in the wrong direction.
@Scorpio_Glitch says, smoke, then hold your breath.
I hope I haven't sent you off in the wrong direction.
You've got that all wrong. You take the deeply held breaths while you smoke the joints. Noobs these days, man.
You've got that all wrong. You take the deeply held breaths while you smoke the joints. Noobs these days, man.
I think I'm stuck in some kind of alternate reality where the only way out is posting naked pictures of a congresswomen doing bong hits.