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[–] Titus_of_Voat 2 points (+2|-0)

I think I'm stuck in some kind of alternate reality where the only way out is posting naked pictures of a congresswomen doing bong hits.

[–] Annelise 1 points (+1|-0)

You're suffering from the opening stages of an existential crisis.

  1. Don't Panic!
  2. Stay Calm!
  3. Sit quietly with your heads between your knees until that lightheaded feeling is gone.
  4. Take a deep breath, hold, then release it.
  5. Now smoke six fat joints.
  6. Have some shrimp cocktails.
  7. Relax on the couch the rest of the morning.
[–] ScorpioGlitch 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

You've got that all wrong. You take the deeply held breaths while you smoke the joints. Noobs these days, man.

It's feeding directly into your brain. Didn't you watch The Matrix? Of course you didn't! You don't have eyes!