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You're suffering from the opening stages of an existential crisis. 1. Don't Panic! 1. Stay Calm! 1. Sit quietly with your heads between your knees until that lightheaded feeling is gone. 1. Take a deep breath, hold, then release it. 1. Now smoke six fat joints. 1. Have some shrimp cocktails. 1. Relax on the couch the rest of the morning.