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in the history of like, ever.

i was in the hospital today with an infection in my large intestine. Almost suffocated because i couldnt breathe from the pain. A nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect (HAH), and I ruined my favorite sweatpants. dont worry, my 'spouse' was at home drinking this whole time. so i was also, alone.

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY! You shit yourself. oh and you cant walk. or breathe. or eat or drink. Have fun!

in the history of like, ever. i was in the hospital today with an infection in my large intestine. Almost suffocated because i couldnt breathe from the pain. A nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect (HAH), and I ruined my favorite sweatpants. dont worry, my 'spouse' was at home drinking this whole time. so i was also, alone. HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY! You shit yourself. oh and you cant walk. or breathe. or eat or drink. Have fun!

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[–] doggone 2 points (+2|-0)

Oh, to be young again...

I WASNT EVEN INTOXICATED

[–] doggone 1 points (+1|-0)

You've been jipped. I hope you've recovered and will have a chance to make up for it.

I just started a kickass new job (I have a title, office, cards and EVERYTHING), and my paycheque doesnt come in until the 17th anyway.

its an 80% salary increase. Im gonna pass tf out Friday morning checking my bank account.

[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0) Edited

nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect

What does that mean?

Edit: hope you're feeling better

i told her i was going to pass out and i need help.

she was like 'no you dont.'

guess what happened 10minutes later.

UGH Happy Bday that really sucks I hope you feel completely better very soon!

I felt pretty great after i got an IV. I slept for about an hour and didnt realize until the doctor woke me up.

i still have next weekend, though. trying to stay positive.

[–] Titus_of_Voat 0 points (+0|-0) Edited

I think it's funny you have a favorite pair of sweatpants.

Do you shop at Walmart in them?

Hope you feel better tho. That is a 'shitty' way to spend your birthday.

I have a specific set of sweatpants that i purchased from when I started rugby for the very first time.

it kinda helped ne 'break out of my shell' and remember how i felt that day.

its stupidly sentimental, but whatever. Im already over it. I have 3 pairs of Roots pants, anyway

[–] Titus_of_Voat 0 points (+0|-0) Edited

Ah, that actually a good story, sucks they got ruined. It's cool how things can make you recall how you feel. I get that most often with noises and smells, sometimes with objects.