this is probably the worst birthday ever.

posted by [Deleted] on Whatever

in the history of like, ever.

i was in the hospital today with an infection in my large intestine. Almost suffocated because i couldnt breathe from the pain. A nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect (HAH), and I ruined my favorite sweatpants. dont worry, my 'spouse' was at home drinking this whole time. so i was also, alone.

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY! You shit yourself. oh and you cant walk. or breathe. or eat or drink. Have fun!

in the history of like, ever. i was in the hospital today with an infection in my large intestine. Almost suffocated because i couldnt breathe from the pain. A nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect (HAH), and I ruined my favorite sweatpants. dont worry, my 'spouse' was at home drinking this whole time. so i was also, alone. HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY! You shit yourself. oh and you cant walk. or breathe. or eat or drink. Have fun!

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[–] jobes 1 points (+1|-0)

Edited

nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect

What does that mean?

Edit: hope you're feeling better

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+2|-1)

i told her i was going to pass out and i need help.

she was like 'no you dont.'

guess what happened 10minutes later.

this is probably the worst birthday ever.

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