this is probably the worst birthday ever.

posted by [Deleted] on Whatever

in the history of like, ever.

i was in the hospital today with an infection in my large intestine. Almost suffocated because i couldnt breathe from the pain. A nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect (HAH), and I ruined my favorite sweatpants. dont worry, my 'spouse' was at home drinking this whole time. so i was also, alone.

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY! You shit yourself. oh and you cant walk. or breathe. or eat or drink. Have fun!

in the history of like, ever. i was in the hospital today with an infection in my large intestine. Almost suffocated because i couldnt breathe from the pain. A nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect (HAH), and I ruined my favorite sweatpants. dont worry, my 'spouse' was at home drinking this whole time. so i was also, alone. HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY! You shit yourself. oh and you cant walk. or breathe. or eat or drink. Have fun!

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[–] doggone 1 points (+1|-0)

You've been jipped. I hope you've recovered and will have a chance to make up for it.

[–] [Deleted] 1 points (+2|-1)

I just started a kickass new job (I have a title, office, cards and EVERYTHING), and my paycheque doesnt come in until the 17th anyway.

its an 80% salary increase. Im gonna pass tf out Friday morning checking my bank account.

this is probably the worst birthday ever.

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