this is probably the worst birthday ever.

posted by [Deleted] on Whatever

in the history of like, ever.

i was in the hospital today with an infection in my large intestine. Almost suffocated because i couldnt breathe from the pain. A nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect (HAH), and I ruined my favorite sweatpants. dont worry, my 'spouse' was at home drinking this whole time. so i was also, alone.

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY! You shit yourself. oh and you cant walk. or breathe. or eat or drink. Have fun!

in the history of like, ever. i was in the hospital today with an infection in my large intestine. Almost suffocated because i couldnt breathe from the pain. A nurse tried telling me my rights were incorrect (HAH), and I ruined my favorite sweatpants. dont worry, my 'spouse' was at home drinking this whole time. so i was also, alone. HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY! You shit yourself. oh and you cant walk. or breathe. or eat or drink. Have fun!

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UGH Happy Bday that really sucks I hope you feel completely better very soon!

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I felt pretty great after i got an IV. I slept for about an hour and didnt realize until the doctor woke me up.

i still have next weekend, though. trying to stay positive.

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That's the only way to go

this is probably the worst birthday ever.

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