Weird Dreams | Phuks!

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I Don't Think I Will Ever Look At My Buddy's Cat The Same Again

posted by [Deleted]

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I Got Shot

posted by [Deleted]

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Just had a dream I got that old Aston Martin phone running lollipop os from a pawn shop and it had all my contacts since childhood

posted by [Deleted]

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I was riding a satellite around orbit in a space suit

posted by [Deleted]

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Muh dick

posted by PMYA

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I was a gun slinging outlaw

posted by [Deleted]

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Welcome To Weird Dreams

posted by [Deleted]

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I just spent 20 minutes waiting in traffic for some construction workers to figure out how to right a small bulldozer they flipped in the middle of a road on a steep hill before their supervisor got there

posted by [Deleted]

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I had to fight the monster energy source that was going to decimate the world

posted by [Deleted]

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A heartwarming story the whole family can enjoy

posted by [Deleted]

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Last Night My Dream Included A Bunny And A Baby Seal

posted by [Deleted]

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Just A Drunken B&E To The Tune Of Seinfeld

posted by [Deleted]

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A seriously fucked up violent and graphic dream.

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Giraffe Shaped Motorized Bicycle

posted by [Deleted]

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Don't Take The Freeway

posted by [Deleted]

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Excuse me but we're going to need another waiter.

posted by [Deleted]

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Just A Typical Trip To An Amusement Park

posted by [Deleted]

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Reality TV Isn't All Its Cracked Up To Be

posted by [Deleted]

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Conan O'Brien Gave Me A Physical

posted by [Deleted]

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I Guess I'm Good People?

posted by [Deleted]

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Muggers probably aren't going to expect you to charge them

posted by [Deleted]

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Starting A Travel Agency Has Never Been So Scarring

posted by [Deleted]

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"I'll have to get rid of this"

posted by [Deleted]

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Aliens and arms

posted by InnocentBystander

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Careful of Hemorrhoids

posted by [Deleted]

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