A friend and I were heading to someone we didn't particularly care about's birthday party but neither of us had anything to give them. Luckily, along the way we passed a stationary store which we figured would have some more unique birthday cards than the typical Hallmark drivel so we went in. After a quick perusing we found what we were looking for and headed to the register to be off on our way. Now, this friend I was with, he used to be a very physically aggressive dick, always pushing people and hitting them and so on. So he pushed me and I stumbled into this brick wall that was next to the register and evidently this was the weakest brick wall ever built because I take down the wall with me as I fall. As I get back up, the lady at the register says she is the store owner and starts yelling at me about fixing the mess I made and asking how shes supposed to pay for this. I feel really bad because we had to have been the only customers she had that day, its just a stationary store, who buys stationary these days? I tell her I'll start cleaning it up and see what I can do. I start picking up the little bits of broken brick scattered about and start eating them. After about 10 minutes of this I am so full I can't clean up another bite. I tell the owner this but she scowls and tells me there's a lot of work left to do so I dutifully go back to the wall. When I get back I notice something moving in a half collapsed portion of the wall next to where I fell and after picking away a few bricks I can see that there is a rabbit and a baby seal stuffed in the wall with no apparent way for them having got in there. Very confused about what I just saw, I don't touch either and go back to the owner to inform her that her wall has cute animals in it and ask her what she wants me to do with them. She very nonchalantly tells me to go up the stairs in back and grab a cardboard box to put them in. I then woke up when walking up the stairs. Very strange.
You should have acted hurt and threatened to sue, the classic slip and fall. Could have drempt yourself up a good legal team too, like the grinder.