Aliens and arms

I was on my way to work when a beam of light hits me and transports me up to an alien ship. The aliens start talking to me in english, and explain that they just recently learned the language. They had been taking humans and experimenting on them for a long time, but did know that were were intelligent, feeling, creatures. We hadn't seemed to be by their standards. But now that they knew, they wanted to make amends. They wanted to return all the limbs and body parts that they had taken from others over the years. I said sure, then they beamed me back to earth, but when I got there I had hundreds of extra arms, legs, and heads attached to my body. That's where I woke up.