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If this is Upper Silesia, one has to wonder what Lower Silesia is like. - P.G. Woodhouse

posted by doggone

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You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it. -Robin Williams

posted by pembo210

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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things -George Carlin

posted by pembo210

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"Every Day With Me is A Mother's Day" - Senator Henry Moore Teller (1909)

posted by Justintoxicated

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Wealth is not about having a lot of money; it’s about having a lot of options. -Chris Rock

posted by pembo210

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“There’s no such thing as the friendzone, you’re just a faggot.” –Soph

posted by jobes

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Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring… ‘How to Build a Boat.’ -Steven Wright

posted by pembo210

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"In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than advance" - Joseph Stalin

posted by Boukert

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"What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!" - Dracula

posted by CDanger

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“No enemy bomber can reach the Ruhr, If one reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Göring. You can call me Meyer.” - Hermann Meyer

posted by Boukert

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Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music -George Carlin

posted by pembo210

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Marion Barry

posted by jobes

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The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: management. -Scott Adams (Dilbert)

posted by pembo210

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I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells -Dr. Seuss

posted by pembo210

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If people never did silly things nothing intelligent would ever get done -Ludwig Wittgenstein

posted by pembo210

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A women’s loyalty is tested when her man has nothing. A man’s loyalty is tested when he has everything

posted by CDanger

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You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself -Ethel Barrymore

posted by pembo210

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit -George Carlin

posted by pembo210

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Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway -Greg Tamblyn

posted by pembo210

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My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them -Mitch Hedberg

posted by pembo210

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There are a thousand things that can happen when you go light a rocket engine, and only one of them is good. — Tom Mueller, SpaceX Propulsion chief.

posted by chmod

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In theory, there’s no difference between theory and practice. In practice, there is.

posted by CDanger

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"We're all monsters jobes" - @smallpond (phuks.co)

posted by jobes

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I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it’s like a circus in my head -Steven Wright

posted by pembo210

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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it -Mark Twain

posted by pembo210

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