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Let your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile - Unknown

posted by jobes

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There is freedom of speech, but I cannot guarantee freedom after speech

posted by CDanger

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The concept of social networks, broadly speaking, as amplifiers for idiots and crazy people is not what we intended - Eric Schmidt

posted by [Deleted]

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That is the President of the United States, the most powerful person in the world, and we see him like an obese turtle on his back flailing in the hot sun, realising his time is over - Anderson Cooper

posted by [Deleted]

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"It tastes like farts raw, and the only time I want to eat ass is when my wife sits on my face." @OeeThaGreat

posted by jobes

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if everyone devalues they're currency is it still inflation? - @fluf

posted by jobes

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"The latest coronavirus measures are completely disproportionate, because we have politicians doing amateur science, and scientists doing amateur politics. Mix the two together and it's a pretty awful brew." -- Dr John Lee, NHS consultant pathologist (invidious.snopyta.org)

posted by Dii_Casses

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"It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled." - Mark Twain

posted by jobes

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Not one penny of Joe's $150 million deal went into this new set. - Ben

posted by doggone

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"moths fly over my phone screen when I'm trying to beat off" - @ohphukimintrouble

posted by jobes

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"Find a woman who's short on intelligence and blessed with wide hips." - @annelise

posted by jobes

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J. Robert Oppenheimer: "I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." (youtu.be)

posted by Justintoxicated

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"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

posted by pembo210

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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims...

posted by Dii_Casses

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"You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension." - Nikola Tesla

posted by jobes

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“Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps” ― Karl Marx, The Communist Manifesto

posted by E-werd

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"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music." - Friedrich Nietzsche

posted by jobes

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"I would eat her ass through the bottom of a wicker chair"

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Enjoy life. Have fun. Be kind. Have worth. Have friends. Be honest. Laugh. Die with dignity. Make the most of it. It’s all we’ve got. -Ricky Gervais

posted by pembo210

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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to. -Robin Williams

posted by pembo210

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Experience is the hardest kind of teacher. It gives you the test first and the lesson afterward. -Oscar Wilde

posted by pembo210

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“TAKE TIME TO GATHER UP THE PAST SO THAT YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DRAW FROM YOUR EXPERIENCE AND INVEST THEM IN THE FUTURE.”

posted by [Deleted]

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Your phone doesn’t suck. Your life sucks around the phone. -Louis C.K.

posted by pembo210

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For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for nature cannot be fooled.

posted by [Deleted]

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Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away -George Carlin

posted by pembo210

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