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“Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.” ― Terry Pratchett
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"That which can be destroyed by the truth should be." -- P.C. Hodgell
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"When you realize that people treat others in the same manner of the relationship they have with themselves, you will no longer be angry but pity them." -- /u/ScorpioGlitch
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When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.
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Quote of the year
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"As for butter versus margarine, I trust cows more than chemists." - Joan Gussow
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"Rich people plan for four generations. Poor people plan for Saturday night." - Gloria Steinem
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Fighting for Human Freedom
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If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses -Henry Ford
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“I can claim that I have the power to manifest unicorns ... But if you look outside right now, there are no unicorns.” - Drew Hanson
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"Yoga Pants tell no lies" - Unknown Booty Philosopher
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The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way. -Earle Hitchner
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"I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face." - Augusto Pinochet
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Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt
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Quote of the day
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“Rich people have small TVs and big libraries, and poor people have small libraries and big TVs.” - Zig Ziglar
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Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience. - Adam Smith
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"A bore is someone who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company." - Oscar Wilde
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"I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination." - Hunter S. Thompson
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"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." - Yogi Berra
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"You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks." - Winston Churchill
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic - Arthur C Clarke
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"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong." - Thomas Sowell
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"The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to re-create the Soviet Union in Western Europe" - Mikhail Gorbachev
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Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things -George Carlin
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