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People just submitted it. I don't know why. They "trust me". Dumb fucks. - Mark Zuckerberg

posted by CDanger

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People treat money like oxygen when they got it, then they take it for granted, but then loose it and panic

posted by CDanger

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Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit -George Carlin

posted by pembo210

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If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses -Henry Ford

posted by pembo210

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When the cat's away, the mice will play.

posted by [Deleted]

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A Quote /r/Atheism might Appreciate

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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There's nothing wrong with being highly interested in something that you are not actually proficient in.

posted by sidewalker_Principle

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"... there is nothing new under the sun." - Ecclesiastes 1:9

posted by E-werd

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Quote of the day (i.imgtc.com)

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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"Why am I not winning shitposter of the year?" - Everyone

posted by jobes

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I'd rather entrust the government of the United States to the first 400 people listed in the Boston telephone directory than to the faculty of Harvard University - William F. Buckley, Jr.

posted by jobes

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Carry a .25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it you may shoot it. If you shoot it you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you-Jeff Cooper

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. Henrik Ibsen

posted by [Deleted]

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"Foresee the future" - Oracle at Delphi (en.wikipedia.org)

posted by doggone

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"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - George W. Bush (www.youtube.com)

posted by [Deleted]

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I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times. - Bruce Lee

posted by [Deleted]

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"A Preposition is a Perfectly Good Word to End a Sentence With."

posted by [Deleted]

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Without Freedom of Thought, there can be no such thing as Wisdom; and no such thing as public Liberty, without Freedom of Speech. Benjamin Franklin

posted by Owlchemy

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"In the English Language, when something goes wrong, they put the word Dutch in front of it."

posted by [Deleted]

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The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.

posted by Dii_Casses

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"The most puzzling development in politics during the last decade is the apparent determination of Western European leaders to re-create the Soviet Union in Western Europe" - Mikhail Gorbachev

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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"Rich people plan for four generations. Poor people plan for Saturday night." - Gloria Steinem

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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"Yoga Pants tell no lies" - Unknown Booty Philosopher

posted by [Deleted]

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When the last tree is cut, the last fish is caught, and the last river is polluted; when to breathe the air is sickening, you will realize, too late, that wealth is not in bank accounts and that you can’t eat money.

posted by [Deleted]

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You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. -Marcus Aurelius

posted by InnocentBystander

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