Jokes | Phuks!

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TIL that a school of piranhas can strip all the flesh off of a child's body in less than a minute...

posted by madazzahatter

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My wife just gave birth today and after thanking the doctor, I pulled him aside and sheepishly asked, "How soon do you think we'll be able to have sex?"

posted by madazzahatter

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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day, when the daughter said, "My hands are freezing cold!" The mother replied, "Put them between your legs. Your body heat will warm them up."

posted by madazzahatter

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I was passing by my son's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, I saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

posted by madazzahatter

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My friends laughed at me when I told them I had a hot date and they said she was imaginary...

posted by madazzahatter

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I cook by making up a recipe and adding a German white wine...

posted by madazzahatter

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I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, she said, "No."

posted by madazzahatter

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My first time buying condoms, at age 16, I went to the pharmacy. The hot cashier at the counter could see that I was new at it and gave me the pack asking if I knew how to use one. I said, "No, it's my first time."

posted by madazzahatter

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A bad workman blames his fools...

posted by madazzahatter

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Phuks

posted by PhukPhuks

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Practicing for olympics (www.youtube.com)

posted by roshancybercafe101