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Software Humor

posted by CountHonorius

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I'm almost done I just cleaned out my fridge... now I just have to take the dishwasher to the gynecologist

posted by [Deleted]

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What do Jewish Pirates say?

posted by PMYA

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Astronaut

posted by CountHonorius

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Robbers

posted by CountHonorius

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Algae

posted by CountHonorius

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Jazz in Heaven

posted by CountHonorius

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Classroom Fun

posted by CountHonorius

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Boss

posted by CountHonorius

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Cabbie

posted by CountHonorius

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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain due to…

posted by madazzahatter

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So you’re telling me that when a baby crawls across the floor for its bottle it’s cute, but when I do it…

posted by madazzahatter

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I tried making a candlelit dinner but...

posted by madazzahatter

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When I was young, I was very poor and after years of struggle...

posted by madazzahatter

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Three friends were bragging about who has the most sex. The first guy starts, “Y'all ain't got nothing on me! I can go to any bar and bring home a new woman every night! Not only that, but I drive a corvette and have an 8 inch penis!"

posted by madazzahatter

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My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."

posted by madazzahatter

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There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he started losing his hair, until one day, on his deathbed, he was completely bald. That day, he called his children to a meeting...

posted by madazzahatter

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At the parole hearing, the officer asked, "Tell me, why should you be released early?" The inmate responded, "It’s bec..."

posted by madazzahatter

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I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

posted by madazzahatter

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strengths

posted by [Deleted]

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Have you heard of the movie Constipation?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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I walked by a rehab center and the sign on the lawn said...

posted by madazzahatter

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My wife is turning 32 soon...

posted by madazzahatter

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In a crowded city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...

posted by madazzahatter

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What's brown and sticky?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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