Jokes | Phuks!

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Why was the two year old son of an anti vaxxer crying?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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"Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

posted by E-werd

11

How can you tell if someone is gay?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

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An effective pickup line

posted by jobes

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I tore my bicep so I went to a professional state run massage facility and they put a finger in my butt.

posted by Justintoxicated

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The problem with Yang's Gang is it's like Yang's Wang: tiny and ineffective

posted by CDanger

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Dying and coming back as a redneck is called "reintarnation."

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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A Cowboy told his grandson the secret to long life.

posted by [Deleted]

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She had a tattoo of the devil on one knee and a tattoo of fire on the other.

posted by GuyIDisagreeWith

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What does the sign on an out of business brothel say?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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A woman tried to stab her husband's penis but missed and stabbed his thigh. She was later charged with a mis-da-weiner

posted by jobes

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A three legged, orphaned dog limps into a bar

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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Can't marry him

posted by TeraMarie

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I bet the guy who invented those Russian stacking dolls was really full of himself.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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When you turn 18, I'm taking you to the strip club...

posted by jobes

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I don't like orchestras because there's too much sax and violins.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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After a long day watching the kids I'm so tired I could eat a horse

posted by [Deleted]

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If you think your job is worthless, always remember that there's some poor fool who puts turns signals on BMWs.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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Circumcision doctors don’t get paid all that much..

posted by pembo210

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I'm almost done I just cleaned out my fridge... now I just have to take the dishwasher to the gynecologist

posted by [Deleted]

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I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.

posted by [Deleted]

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Someone help me start this knock knock joke...

posted by [Deleted]

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I wrote a song about small, burrowing animals.

posted by Polsaker

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You just can't trust atoms...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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I recently got a Delorian but I only drive it from time to time.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

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