Jokes | Phuks!

12

I'll take sugar OR sweetener.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

What do watches and elephants have in common?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

8

What do you call a three pronged fork?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

4

What is the main character from the matrix's last name?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

7

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU

posted by leaderofnopack

4

Yo mamma so stupid she failed her IQ test.

posted by ScorpioGlitch

6

I'm not going bald...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

6

MacGregor the builder

posted by jobes

11

Never trust a date that can spell gonorrhea right on the first try

posted by jobes

7

I was talking to my North Korean friend...

posted by ohphukimintrouble

7

I bought my grandpa a new stair lift

posted by OeeThaGreat

11

I'm not worried about becoming a victim of identity theft...

posted by jobes

9

What does a nosy pepper do?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

9

I set my automatic coffee pot to act as my new alarm clock

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

15

An Oxford comma walks into a bar...

posted by [Deleted]

10

Where do suicide bombers go when they die?

posted by ohphukimintrouble

4

Whats the difference between a joke and two dicks?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

9

There are two kinds of people in this world...

posted by [Deleted]

5

A limbo champion walked into a bar...

posted by ScorpioGlitch

7

If you drift in a Tesla, would that be an electric slide?

posted by ScorpioGlitch

10

I dropped acid last night...

posted by jobes

8

I hate it when people get all intellectual and talk about Mozart...

posted by jobes

4

I hear that the government is using COVID as an excuse to put chips in people

posted by ScorpioGlitch

8

The Great UDP Joke (lunduke.com)

posted by E-werd

8

Why does Japan have such a low obesity rate?

posted by PhunkyPlatypus

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